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Someone with less-than-stellar aptitude. A mixture of “rocket scientist” and “brain surgeon”, this phrase describes a person that is neither. The subject also often has a overinflated sense of self-worth, flaunting his achievements and trying to insult other people’s intelligence when he or she feels dumb.

The phrase also implies that the person is dumb enough to try cutting open a rocket, or do some other action that would get them “Darwined”.

The phrase is best used in the presence of said person, especially when you know it will take them several seconds to realize they’ve just been zinged. This is often heard among tech-support agents. [Source: Urban Dictionary]


Veto Powers. Lol!

Israel Vows To Use Veto Power If Chuck Hagel Confirmed As U.S. Secretary Of Defense
NEWS IN BRIEF • News • ISSUE 49•02 • Jan 8, 2013

JERUSALEM—Top-ranking government officials in Jerusalem confirmed Tuesday that Israel would exercise its longstanding, constitutionally granted veto power over American policy if U.S. lawmakers confirmed retired congressman Chuck Hagel as the United States’ next Secretary of Defense. “In light of Mr. Hagel’s worrying remarks on Israeli-Palestinian relations and questionable classification of Israeli interests as ‘the Jewish lobby,’ we consider him a highly inappropriate choice for Defense Secretary who stands far out of line with our national priorities, and therefore we are prepared to swiftly and resolutely use our official veto power over this U.S. action,” said Israeli government spokesperson Mark Regev of the legal maneuver that the small Middle Eastern nation has employed to block U.S. Cabinet nominees, U.S. legislation, U.S. international relations, and U.S. domestic policy over 1,400 times in its 64-year history. “Because congress does not possess the necessary nine-tenths majority to override an Israeli veto, they’ll have no choice but to head back to the drawing board and provide a Defense Secretary whom we find more suitable.” Sources confirmed that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu had sent the White House a list of three individuals the Israeli leader considered appropriate to head the American military from which U.S. President Barack Obama could choose.

Paxman Pants M&S for no support down under; Vindicated!

AN UNDIE-COVER investigation has found the pants Jeremy Paxman moaned about are really the best. HA HA! Very funny. 😆

 BBC: In January, it was reported that the Newsnight presenter wrote in an e-mail to M&S that its pants “no longer provide adequate support”.

The presenter – who also hosts University Challenge – said he had not intended the matter to have been made public.

Which? tested the M&S pants against cheaper George Trunks from Asda, at £1.75 a pair, and F&F from Tesco at £1.66.

Calvin Klein’s £20-a-pair Body Trunks were also tested and were rated last of the four after doing badly in tests for pilling, or bobbling.

Which? said the M&S trunks did not shrink too badly, but Calvin Klein’s shrank particularly in the leg. The gussets on Tesco and Asda brands shrank the most.

An M&S spokeswoman said: “We are very pleased with the findings. We do an awful lot of testing and always felt they measured up to scrutiny.” Source: BBC
Did M&S (Marks and Spencer) really have to take a whole page ad? Still got ants in the pants, probably!


China & Iran Join Forces to Liberate Iraq of Tyranical US Led Coalition. Happy April fOOl’s dAy


Like Father, Like Son? Perhaps Max Mosley

was missing the sweet sound of the Nazi beat, the leather whip and the strict regime. Not bad for an old git of 67, picture OMB (i.e. Old Man Balls) to be able to entertain (if that is the right word) five prossies at a time, dressed in pseudo-Auschwitz uniforms.

Disgraced by the News of the Would video footage, of spending a few hours in the S&M therapy session.The Fourth son of Sir Oswald Mosley named, Max Rufus Mosley (born 1940, London, England) and president of the FIA (Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile) which is also the governing body for the Grand Prix fame, Formula One and other international motor sports. He is looking for legal advice against the publication and at least he’ll be safe in Bahrain.

[The original video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by News International Limited]

I know you can’t wait to see Mosley in action.

Found some funny guys doing this, thanks to fastlanedaily

Calls for his resignation are flooding in.

Max Mosley, one of the most powerful men in world sport, was under pressure to resign as boss of Formula One’s governing body last night after he was exposed enjoying a Nazi-style orgy with five prostitutes.

Jewish groups condemned the behaviour of Mosley, 67, whose father, Sir Oswald, was the leader of the British Union of Fascists and a friend of Adolf Hitler. Timesonline

Please also take into consideration that this is the same man; Lewis Hamilton did not make a great impression.

BACKGROUND: Sir Oswald Mosley, former leader of the British Union of Fascists, and a personal friend of Adolf Hitler, famous for the genocide against “inferior” races.

1934. The British Union of Fascists (BUF) held a rally in January attended by more than 10,000 supporters. Leader Sir Oswald Mosley hoped to encourage fascist support or his BUF party to win power at the general election. BUF supporters were also known as Blackshirts because of their style of dress which was modelled on Italian fascist leader Mussolini. Mainstream politicians distanced themselves from Mosley. [1]

No rising star in the political firmament ever shone more brightly than Sir Oswald Mosley. Since by general assent he could have become the leader of either the Labour or the Conservative Party. What Mosley so valiantly stood for could have saved this country from the Hungry Thirties and the Second World War. Michael Foot

Source [1]

It’s been a good day! Laughter, indeed, is good medicine.

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